Weapons are one of the main pillars of the game, because that is how you damage enemies and win the game.
Each character has a different default weapon, which cannot be destroyed and has infinite ammo. Default weapons can be changed by using Superglue.
- Jeff starts with a Handgun.
- Jules starts with a Shotgun.
- Cordelia starts with a Magic Staff.
- Fuji starts with Boxing Gloves, which are unique to her.
- Luis starts with a Magnum.
- Mumba starts with The Mumba Special, which is unique to him.
- Lydia starts with Pepper Spray that deals slightly more damage.
- Digby starts with a Baseball Bat that has faster projectile speed and can destroy enemy projectiles.
Weapons fall into 4 main categories: Guns, Melee, Throwables and Staffs. While most characters can find and use Guns, Melee and Throwables, there are some exceptions.
- Cordelia only finds Staffs, which are exclusive to her.
- Digby can only use Melee and Throwables and will destroy Guns on pickup.
- Fuji can only use her Boxing Gloves and will destroy any other weapon on pickup.
Name | Icon | Quote (In pink if Roselia is shopkeeper) | Description | Price | Type |
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Assault Bazooka | Quickly fires explosive missiles. | Gun | |||
Auto-Grenade Launcher | Plenty of boom for your buck! | Quickly fires low-damage explosive projectiles with a wide spread. | $100 | Gun | |
Auto-Shotgun | Not recommended for sharp-shooters. | Fires faster with less damage than the standard shotgun. | $100 | Gun | |
Axe | Chop some trees with it. | A slow-swinging, high damage woodcutter. | $180 | Melee | |
Baseball Bat | Hit a home run for me! | Knock 'em out of the park! | $180 | Melee | |
Basket Ball | Dribble it! | Very bouncy. Lob it at enemies and see what happens. | $180 | Throwable | |
Bass Guitar | Right on! | Nothing can happen 'til you swing the bass. | $180 | Melee | |
Billiard Balls | So many colors! | A set of fast-moving multi-color balls that can be thrown one after the other. | $100 | Throwable | |
Big Grenade Launcher | A TON of boom for your buck! | Slowly fires explosive projectiles that detonate with a wide radius and high damage. | $250 | Gun | |
Blood Staff | ...Kinda gross. It'll get the job done, though! | Sucks the blood of all enemies within a certain range. | $180 | Staff | |
Bomb | Don't drop it! | A bouncy bomb that detonates shortly after being thrown or on impact. | $180 | Throwable | |
Bomb Gauntlets | |||||
Bomb Staff | Very dangerous! Treat it with care, sweetie! | Casts lines of explosions in the direction you point it towards. | $180 | Staff | |
Bone | No meat -- picked clean! | Spooky! Scary! | $100 | Melee | |
Boomerang | It comes right back! | Fwhoosh! | $250 | Throwable | |
Bowling Ball | Strike! | Guaranteed to crush anything in its path. | $400 | Throwable | |
Bouncy Rifle | Boioioing! | Fires super bouncy bullets. | $250 | Gun | |
Broadsword | That sword is worth more than your life!...
But I'll sell it to ya for cheap. |
Swings fast with low damage. | $180 | Melee | |
Broom Stick | Hey, that's mine! | Cleanup on aisle five...Also can destroy projectiles. | $100 | Melee | |
Bullet Bomber | Blast them all to bits! | Fires exploding bullets. | Gun | ||
Bullet Staff | A deadly staff, to be sure! | Rapidly fires "magic" bullets at enemies! | $180 | Staff | |
Cannon | Cannon ball!! | Fires a slow-moving, large, very high-damage projectile. Slow reload speed. | Gun | ||
Chainsaw | Let 'er rip! | This'll work. | $400 | Melee | |
Chest Scaffolding | How'd this get here?... | Shoots waves of burning hearts. | $180 | Gun | |
Double Barrel Shotgun | Twice the barrels, twice the fun. | Fires more shots than a standard shotgun with higher speed and a longer reload time. | $250 | Gun | |
Double Handgun | Basically a buy-one-get-one-free deal! | Handgun that shoots two bullets with slightly lower accuracy and damage. | $180 | Gun | |
Dragon's Mouth | Gun | ||||
Drill | |||||
Egg Staff | The maggots... | Staff | |||
Electrical Nodes | |||||
Electric Guitar | Tune before playing! | Rock on! | $180 | Melee | |
Eliminator | Fires a constant stream of lasers. | Gun | |||
Fireshell Cannon | Gun | ||||
Fire Punch | Melee | ||||
Fire Staff | (None, potentially bugged.) | Magical weapon that casts flaming projectiles. | $180 | Staff | |
Flame Launcher | For pyromaniacs only! | Grenade launcher that fires combustible projectiles. | $180 | Gun | |
Flame Minigun | Brrrrrrrr! | Rapidly sprays flaming bullets. | Gun | ||
Flame Shotgun | Burn 'em! | A shotgun that fires burning shells. | $100 | Gun | |
Flamethrower | Burn! | Incendiary weapon that does very little initial damage, but is able to burn enemies over time. | $180 | Gun | |
Giga Drill | It has a very... masculine aura. | Grill those teeth! | $250 | ||
Green Candle | Don't let the flame go out! | Casts green flames that circle around you. | $180 | Throwable | |
Grenade Launcher | Watch out for explosions! | Fires projectiles that explode on impact with living things. | $180 | Gun | |
Grenades | Throwable | ||||
Golden Gun | It's Friday night... | Let's dance. | $180 | Gun | |
Gold Gauntlets | Beat them to a pulp! | Throw rapid-fire jabs! | $180 | Melee | |
Goop Launcher | Ewww! | It's sticky... | $250 | Gun | |
Hammer | You strong enough to lift this? | Melee weapon that swings slow but has a wide impact. | $250 | Melee | |
Handgun | Pew pew! | Fires at a decent rate and deals fair damage. | $180 | Gun | |
Huge Hammer | Size isn't everything! | Bigger! Better! | $250 | Melee | |
Ice Staff | (None) | Magical weapon that casts freezing projectiles. | $180 | Staff | |
Iron Gauntlets | Melee | ||||
Jack-O'-Lantern | How festive! | Throw it for a fiery explosion! | $180 | Throwable | |
Laser Blade | Found this in an online auction. | Let the bloodshed begin. | $250 | Melee | |
Laser Gun | Zap 'em! | Fires high-accuracy laser beams with decent damage. | $180 | Gun | |
Laser Machine Gun | Isn't alien technology the best? | Quickly fires low-damage laser beams. | $250 | Gun | |
Laser Shotgun | Excellent for crowd control! | Fires a burst of three laser beams with slightly lower damage. | $250 | Gun | |
Machine Gun | Seems like your kinda gun. | Fires fast with decent accuracy, but with a lower damage output. | $180 | Gun | |
Machine Pistol | Size isn't everything! | Short-range rapid-fire pistol that packs a punch up close. | $100 | Gun | |
Magic Staff | (None, potentially bugged.) | A plain staff that uses normal magic attacks. | $100 | Staff | |
Magnet Staff | You don't have anything metal on you, right? | Fires magic projectiles that pull nearby enemies towards them. | $180 | Staff | |
Magnum | Fancy, ain't it? | Accurate and high damage, but fires slowly. | $180 | Gun | |
Marching Drum | |||||
Meat Shooter | Wouldn't recommend eating it. | Fires meat. | $100 | Gun | |
Mini Bazooka | Careful where you point it! | Fires small Explosive missiles! | $400 | Gun | |
Minigun | Do you know how much it costs to fire this gun for 12 seconds? | Fires at an absurdly fast rate with the downside of extremely low accuracy. | $250 | Gun | |
Mini-Shotgun | Not exactly 'mini' is it? | Very high fire rate, but very low damage and even less accuracy. | $250 | Gun | |
Mr. Friendly | |||||
Mumba Launcher | Classic Mumba! | Live rounds. | $250 | Gun | |
Nail Gun | Penetrate your foes! | Rapidly shoots nails with a high accuracy. | $100 | Gun | |
Paddleball | One of the most powerful weapons known to man. | Extreme paddle action. | $100 | Gun | |
Pepper Spray | Never leave home without it!! | Apply directly to target's eyes! | $100 | Gun | |
Pogo Stick | What do you think it does? | Bouncy! | $250 | ||
Poison Apple | This one's not gonna keep the doctors away! | Poisons enemies on impact. | $180 | Throwable | |
Poison Potions | Don't drink 'em! | Comes in different colors! | $100 | Throwable | |
Potato Masher | Melee | ||||
Quacks | Quacks. | Quacks. | $100 | Throwable | |
Rad Handgun | Nuclear power! | Shoots radioactive projectiles that deal damage to anything nearby. | $180 | Gun | |
Radioactive Hammer | Melee | ||||
Rad Machine Gun | Need a geiger counter with that? | Rapidly fires radioactive projectiles that deal damage to anything nearby. | $250 | Gun | |
Rad Sex Gun | Fire six radioactive bullets at once. | Gun | |||
Rad Shotgun | Don't look down the barrel! | Fires many radioactive projectiles that that deal damage to anything nearby. | $250 | Gun | |
Record | Jam out! | Groovy | $250 | Throwable | |
Reflector Gun | Gun | ||||
Reverse Handgun | Fires two bullets in opposite directions. | Gun | |||
Rhetoric Staff | Take it! I'm sick of it hitting on me all the time! | A staff with a mind of its own that hurls insults at enemies. | $180 | Staff | |
Rotten Tomato | Throwable | ||||
Sawed-Off Shotgun | It's illegal to own this, you know? | Fires more shots than a standard shotgun with much less accuracy and range. | $250 | Gun | |
Sex Gun | Heh...
Heheh.... |
Fire six bullets at once. | $400 | Gun | |
Shell Cannon | Gun | ||||
Shotgun | Good ol' shotgun. | Very effective with a high damage output, but only at close range and with a low fire rate. | $100 | Gun | |
Shuriken | You otaku... | Pointy! | $100 | Throwable | |
SMG | Spray and pray! | Has a fast fire rate at the cost of low accuracy and damage. | $100 | Gun | |
Sniper Rifle | Fires a devastating blow, but reloads slowly. | Gun | |||
Super Flamethrower | Hot to the touch! | Burn. | $250 | Gun | |
Super Machine Gun | Real gangsters only! | More powerful version of the machine gun that fires a little slower. | $250 | Gun | |
Syringe Gun | Sick! | Shoots poisonous needles! | $180 | Gun | |
Tennis Ball | Racket not included. | Highly bouncy, easily-throwable spherical weapon that travels fast. | $100 | Throwable | |
The Cube | Its's a cube, what more can I say? | Squash them. | $250 | Throwable | |
The Gloves | Give 'em what for! | Beat 'em up! | $100 | Melee | |
Thumbtacks | Pointy! | Don't step on any! | $250 | ||
Thunder Staff | Shocking, isn't it? | Summons thunder from the sky to attack enemies. | $180 | Staff | |
Triple Bazooka | Gun | ||||
Triple Crossbow | A crossbow modified to fire three bolts at once. Fires very slowly. | Gun | |||
Trumpet | Didn't know you could play! | Play it proud! | $100 | Throwable | |
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Vacuum Cleaner | |||||
Wind Staff | (None) | Blow your foes away! | Staff |